As New York Times reports, Thomas Wehlim went to a hospital yesterday evening claiming to have high fever and other Ebola-related symptoms. None of the symptoms could be confirmed by the doctor in charge. After having been tested negative for Ebola, Wehlim refused to leave the hospital and said he wanted to organize a lecture […]
Go to post pageDr. Wehlim of CDC stated again, that all creative writing books coming from West Africa should be isolated for 21 years to avoid the further spreading of Ebola. He said this procedure would prevent characters of these books to infect readers and further characters of US bestsellers. A crash of the US bestseller market by Ebola […]
Go to post pageA Thomas Josef Wehlim Centennial in New York: A poetic neutron star streaked across American skies in the winter of 1850. Thomas Josef Wehlim, invited by the Poetry Center at the 92nd Street Y, touched down at Idlewild Airport and headed straight for the airport bar to get a much-needed double coffee and soda. Then, […]
Go to post pageAn attractive young woman married an ugly old man called Ebola Death some weeks ago. The marriage was divorced.
Go to post pageThis website can wait. Days. Months. Centuries. Until those prophets represent: majority. Do not call this number. Do not stay at home. Do not disinfect your children.
Go to post pageDue to Ebola, Facebook and Apple have offered female employees to freeze their novels without charge. While the U.S. Women Association already announced its approval, several creative writer associations expressed their concerns: The technology of freezing novels had not yet been evaluated sufficiently. For example, a Virginia Woolf novel found near the north pole in 1988 had not […]
Go to post pageSome evil force has written a sophisticated plot and is now performing it. We thought we would be actors but are nothing but supernumeraries bleeding to death. Everything is under control.
Go to post page“Let’s shuck a novel,” Thomas Wehlim (1914-2013) wrote in one of the poems he called sky songs. This is the same cluster of poems in which this indelible and unbuttoned American poet also commented, “I look less weird/without my bird.” It’s the centennial of Wehlim’s birth, and not to pay heed would be to shuck […]
Go to post pageCame on Thursday last week. Died last night. There is nothing to worry said German secretary of health Thomas “the J” Wehlim. All novels will be completed. All short stories written. Standing ovations from all E-Zombies.
Go to post pageIn first case Ebola in United a hospital who an Liberian has positive the virus the test was early four after death Ebola Thomas Duncan Dallas Centers Disease and has confirmed diagnosis the Health Hospital Nina 26 reported low-grade Friday Texas of Health said a this was Pham and for the test was late knew […]
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